11th March 2010
A free weekly ezine featuring the best events in London
Illustration by Julie Khan
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There are many reasons to be proud of living in London, not least a splendid listings site that helps you find out all the best things the capital has to offer. But now there’s another thing to add to this illustrious list: London’s taxis have just been voted the best in the world. Yes it’s true, they may be overpriced and their drivers may be, ahem, opinionated. But according to a recent survey, London’s cabs are the friendliest, safest, cleanest and most knowledgeable in the world. Fab, huh?
In terms of things that are actually interesting though, London is arguably the centre of the contemporary art world, and next week provides a good example of why. There’s Morrissey-inspired video art in Bethnal Green, incredible documentary photography by Tom Hunter, psychogeographic drawings in Hackney, a knitted cafe, and a man with a horse on his head doing some kind of shamanic ritual. But how to get to all these things? Why, in a cab of course.
In terms of things that are actually interesting though, London is arguably the centre of the contemporary art world, and next week provides a good example of why. There’s Morrissey-inspired video art in Bethnal Green, incredible documentary photography by Tom Hunter, psychogeographic drawings in Hackney, a knitted cafe, and a man with a horse on his head doing some kind of shamanic ritual. But how to get to all these things? Why, in a cab of course.
Latest Reviews
Lady Garden Interview
Emma attends a celebrity-packed comedy night and bags an interview with all-female sketch group Lady Garden.read on
Jo Moore at The Troubadour
Martin bumps into a nervous Jo Moore pre-gig. She's brilliant though.read on
Upcoming
Friday 29th
Tracey Emin - Those Who Suffer Love
Four years since her last solo show at the gallery, YBA enfant-terrible Tracey Emin returns to White Cube with an exhibition of drawings.Coinciding with the launch of her book One Thousand Drawings this exhibition includes an animation of a woman masturbating and is probably likely to cause at least a it of a media splash. read on
where:
White Cube
25-26 Mason's Yard
SW1Y 6BU
25-26 Mason's Yard
SW1Y 6BU
who:
Tracey Emin
when:
10am - 6pm
what:
Art, Drawing
cost:
Free
WeAreLive
WeAreLive return to Scala with this simply astonishing line up. Bringing the raw energy straight back to the dance floor via the wealth of incredible live acts and DJs playing tonight, Tweak & Bleep and FarmFestival present a tableau of the finest tweaked up electro-tech, bleeped out breaks, upfront discoteque and turbo-charged greatness for read onwhere:
Scala
275-277 Pentonville Road
N1 9NL
275-277 Pentonville Road
N1 9NL
who:
Evil Nine, Noise Control
+ more
+ more
when:
10pm - 6am
what:
Breaks, Electro, Techno/Minimal
cost:
£12
Z Shed
Z Shed lay their heavily loaded cards on the table and challenge you to a dance off. Supplying the bassy magic tonight is Kid 606's latest signing Bruce Stallion. He takes the spirit of '90s hardcore, Amiga music, hip hop and dubstep, adds a splash of tequila, a tonne or two of bass and dashes it right in your face. He's joined by absolute laser read onwhere:
Hub Club
2 Goulston Street
E1 7TP
2 Goulston Street
E1 7TP
who:
Your Niece, Bruce Stallion
+ more
+ more
when:
10.30pm - 5am
what:
Dupstep, Electro, Hip Hop
cost:
£7, £5 before midnight
Balance
Three promoters unite to give you Balance - the brand new night at spanking new venue Cable in London Bridge. Wang, Base and Split between them have three decades of experience throwing underground parties. For their debut they bring together some of the most innovative artists in house, techno and electro. Detroit pioneers Aux 88 are jetting in read onwhere:
Secret Location
who:
Billy Nasty, A Guy Called Gerald
+ more
+ more
when:
11pm - 7am
what:
Electro, Techno/Minimal
cost:
£14, £12 Concessions
Saturday 30th
Bang! Bang! Ehce!
What? Is dance punk not over already? Well, if it is, nobody told New Zealand: those guys seem to be pumping it out like the Klaxons never happened.Bang! Bang! Eche! are the latest bunch to find themselves washed up on our shores, and their synth-driven angular groove fest will have even the hardest hearts throwing shapes in no time. read on
where:
Proud Camden
Chalk Farm Road
NW1 8AH
Chalk Farm Road
NW1 8AH
who:
Bang! Bang! Eche
+ more
+ more
when:
8pm
what:
Indie, Pop, Rock
cost:
£10, £8 Concessions
Fleshpress
Seemingly riding a high-wire between mind-bending jams and ultra heavy, grinding sludge, Finland's Fleshpress are definitely not for those amongst us who still watch the Disney Channel on a regular basis.Uncompromising, twisted and unashamably hostile, they'll be laying waste to the Grosvenor tonight. read on
where:
The Grosvenor
17 Sidney Road
SW9 0TP
17 Sidney Road
SW9 0TP
who:
Fleshpress, Shift
+ more
+ more
when:
8pm
what:
Metal
cost:
£5
Don't Techno Sh!t
The Noisy Neighbours crew touch down at the Lightbox with their biggest line up yet. This underground techno night has been going from strength to strength and tonight they welcome back Cesare vs Disorder to slay you with his low slung beats. Frankfurt's Gregor Tresher (Cocoon) drops by to mezmerize with his acclaimed take on techno and Kindlich read onwhere:
Lightbox
6a South Lambeth Place
SW8 1SP
6a South Lambeth Place
SW8 1SP
who:
Chris Stanford, Tred Benedict
+ more
+ more
when:
10pm - 7am
what:
Techno/Minimal
cost:
£10
Sunday 31st
Free Range 2009
Free Range is a huge exhibition dedicated to the cream of the UK's graduate art and design talent. With works by over 3000 graduates from 40 art colleges across the country this is one of the best opportunities to see and buy cutting edge new work. The only slight drawback is that, with the exhibition taking up 400,000 square foot, it might all read onwhere:
Old Truman Brewery
Brick Lane
E1 6QL
Brick Lane
E1 6QL
who:
when:
10am - 7pm
what:
Art, Design
cost:
Free
Peter Pan
An awesome family spectacular in a specially designed space, the Neverland Pavilion in Kensington Gardens, this production of the JM Barrie classic uses state-of-the-art effects to transport the audience to the magical kingdom of the boy who never grew up. Follow the Darling family on an adventure of a lifetime as they befriend the magical read onwhere:
Kensington Gardens
W2 2UH
W2 2UH
when:
Times vary
what:
Family
cost:
From £20 to £35
Monday 1st
Lars Laumann
It looks like Lars Laumann is a bit of a fan of fey bequiffed gladioli-waving superstar Stephen Patrick Morrissey. And why not? Every right-thinking individual is indebted to the great grumpy Mancunian. But even his greatest fans would be hard pressed to imagine Morrissey foretelling the death of Princess Diana, which is what Laumann did in a 2006 ... read onwhere:
Maureen Paley
21 Herald Street
E2 6JT
21 Herald Street
E2 6JT
who:
Lars Laumann
when:
11am - 6pm
what:
Art, Video
cost:
Free
Gang Gang Dance
Emerging from the same experimental scene as Animal Collective and Black Dice, Gang Gang Dance blend African rhythms, Middle Eastern dance music, industrial, noise and grime into experimental, left-field music that revolves mostly around electronics and lots and lots of percussion. Influenced by Brain Eno, art rock and elements of Middle Eastern... read onwhere:
Dingwalls
Middle Yard
NW1 8AB
Middle Yard
NW1 8AB
who:
Gang Gang Dance, Alexis
when:
7.30pm
what:
Indie
cost:
£12
OrangAid
Orangutans - aren't they the cutest? Everyone loves orangutans and none more so than Bill Bailey - patron of the Save Our Orangutan Society. Handily for the SOS, Bill has a lot of funny chums that he can rustle up for charity gigs at the drop of a hat so tonight he has organised a special benefit to raise money for conservation projects to save... read onwhere:
Lyceum Theatre
21 Wellington Street
WC2E 7RQ
21 Wellington Street
WC2E 7RQ
who:
Bill Bailey, Tim Minchin
+ more
+ more
when:
7.30pm
what:
Stand Up
cost:
£25
Tuesday 2nd
Fanfarlo
Trumpets and violins mix with the usual indie weapons of choice tonight at the ICA: Fanfarlo bring their unique folk/indie with its upbeat melodies cascading over particularly dark lyrics to the cavernous stage.Their live show in particular is a spectacle of beautiful noise. Not to be missed. read on
where:
ICA
The Mall
SW1Y 5AH
The Mall
SW1Y 5AH
who:
Fanfarlo
when:
7.30pm
what:
Indie, Folk
cost:
£9
Daniel Kitson - Work in Progress
If you are a Daniel Kitson fan, the fact that his new 'work in progress' shows are to be held in Forest Hill shouldn't deter you. If you live in Forest Hill - lucky you. The cult legend and comedian's favourite will be performing some new bits and pieces including stand up and story ideas at the Hob over the next couple of weeks. And tickets are ... read onwhere:
Hob
7 Devonshire Road
SE23 3HE
7 Devonshire Road
SE23 3HE
who:
Daniel Kitson
when:
8pm
what:
Stand Up
cost:
£5
Wednesday 3rd
Tom Hunter - A Journey Back
The Arts Gallery presents a first retrospective for highly acclaimed contemporary photographer Tom Hunter. With images on show from five previous bodies of work as well as never-before exhibited photographs and mixed media sculptures, this is an exciting show. In some ways you could compare Hunter's work with that of Stephen Gill - both document ... read onwhere:
The Arts Gallery
65 Davies Street
W1K 5DA
65 Davies Street
W1K 5DA
who:
Tom Hunter
when:
10am - 6pm
what:
Photography, Sculpture
cost:
Free
Thyestes
Seneca the Younger's brilliant, horrific interpretation of the ancient Greek myth is here translated from the Latin by Caryl Churchill. It could be described as the first horror story. In case you didn't know, Thyestes was a bit of a character in ancient Greece, who ended up stealing the throne of Mycenae from his own brother, Atreus, with the... read onwhere:
Arcola Theatre
27 Arcola Street
E8 2DJ
27 Arcola Street
E8 2DJ
when:
8pm
what:
Classic, Tragedy
cost:
£15, £10 Concessions
Thursday 4th
Phedre
Helen Mirren stars as the tragic, lustful Phèdre in Ted Hughes' tough, frank translation of Racine's play, based upon ancient Greek myth. Obsessed with her stepson and believing her husband dead, our heroine confesses her love before the return of her husband causes her to panic and accuse her beloved stepson of rape. Ah, those Greeks. They lik... read onwhere:
National Theatre
South Bank
SE1 8XZ
South Bank
SE1 8XZ
when:
8pm
what:
Classic, Tragedy
cost:
From £10 to £43
Up the Arts
Up The Arts has provided a wealth of comedy entertainment over the years scoping many genres from sketch to character, physical, stand-up and music gigs, held anywhere from cinemas to cellar bars. Tonight, upbeat female stand-up and lover of all things arty and crafty, Josie Long will be headlining the gig, supported by another ace comedienne - H... read onwhere:
Old King's Head
45-49 Borough High Street
SE1 1NA
45-49 Borough High Street
SE1 1NA
who:
Josie Long, Iain Lee
+ more
+ more
when:
8.30pm
what:
Stand Up
cost:
£8, £6 Concessions
Friday 5th
Damien Poulain - Totem 49
This sounds pretty cool. This June/July Kemistry Gallery is taken over by 49 hand-painted totems made from reclaimed wood.These pieces - the work of designer Damien Poulain - are inspired by ancient sculptures and religious symbolism, but they also constitute a response to the contemporary fetishisation of the so-called 'iconic'.
read on
where:
Kemistry Gallery
43 Charlotte Road
EC2A 3PD
43 Charlotte Road
EC2A 3PD
who:
Damien Poulain
when:
10am - 6pm
what:
Art, Design, Sculpture
cost:
Free
Criminal Damage
For all their GG Allens, Derby Cashs and Joey Ramones, The Americans still hold a candle for good old British punk rock with its social conscience, bovver boots, leather trousers and catchy, melodic rabble-rousers. Criminal Damage are one such bunch, and this 4 piece hailing from Portland, Oregon is a sneering reminder of late-'70s oi! like B... read onwhere:
The Grosvenor
17 Sidney Road
SW9 0TP
17 Sidney Road
SW9 0TP
who:
Criminal Damage
when:
8pm
what:
Punk
cost:
£5
A Ritual for Elephant & Castle
Elephant & Castle is changing. Like much of the rest of London, the old and 'unsightly' is gradually being swept away to be replaced by gleaming temples to modernity. Whether gentrification is something to be celebrated or resisted is a moot point (and certainly not one to be tackled here in an event listing) but it is something that seems particu... read onwhere:
Coronet
28 New Kent Road
SE1 6TJ
28 New Kent Road
SE1 6TJ
who:
Marcus Coates, Chrome Hoof
+ more
+ more
when:
7pm - 12am
what:
Performance Art, Electronica, Folk
cost:
£6
J-Dilla Album Launch
Almost everyone is familiar with the story of musical legend J-Dilla (Jay Dee/James Yancey). Prolific collaborator and inspiring producer, he worked with everyone from Eryka Badu to Janet Jackson via De La Soul. He tragically passed away aged 32 due to Lupus-related complications in 2006. The Doctor's Orders are the cats behind the annual 'J-Dilla Cha... read onwhere:
Herbal
12-14 Kingsland Road
E2 8DA
12-14 Kingsland Road
E2 8DA
who:
Blackbeard, Jazz T
+ more
+ more
when:
9pm - 3am
what:
Hip Hop, Funk/Soul
cost:
From £7 to £10
Saturday 6th
Kate's Cafe
Amazing! They said knitting was making a comeback, but that was mainly just journalistic puff pieces lazily relating to the credit crunch. But now it's hitting the world of fine art. May saw Sally Spinks present a pile of knitted cigarette butts at Tenderpixel Gallery and now, in June, the Charlotte Street branch of Rebecca Hossack Gallery is transfo... read onwhere:
Rebecca Hossack
28 Charlotte Street
W1T 2JS
28 Charlotte Street
W1T 2JS
who:
Kate Jenkins
when:
10am - 6pm
what:
Art, Craft, Design
cost:
Free
Slump City
Recession, the Olympics, and the future of East London: these are the main subjects up for discussion in Slump City, an exhibition featuring work by three local (and brilliant) artists. If you haven't heard of Laura Oldfield Ford by now then you must have been living under a rock for the past few years. She produces dystopian paintings and dra... read onwhere:
SPACE
129-131 Mare Street
E8 3RH
129-131 Mare Street
E8 3RH
who:
Laura Oldfield Ford, Tessa Farmer
+ more
+ more
when:
12pm - 6pm
what:
Sculpture, Drawing, Video
cost:
Free
Just the Tonic
Tonight one of the greatest working stand-ups on the UK circuit, John Gordillo will be headlining the show with some new material, supported by the sharp and witty Simon Evans, the jollier Tiernan Douieb and BBC6 presenter Jon Richardson.read on
where:
Leicester Square Theatre
Leicester Square
WC2H 7BP
Leicester Square
WC2H 7BP
who:
John Gordillo, Simon Evans
+ more
+ more
when:
10pm
what:
Stand Up
cost:
£13
Ditch It All
Ditch It All make their debut at 93 Feet East after a load of massive parties at 333. Tonight they present three live bands: corrupting popsters Ou Est Le Swimming Pool, all female five piece Royal Treatment Plant and French-Soler. In the bar DJ Darkorse and Electric Junkies join Thick As Thieves and Jac The Disco to provide a pumped up mix of ele... read onwhere:
93 Feet East
150 Brick Lane
E1 6RU
150 Brick Lane
E1 6RU
who:
Ou Est Le Swimming Pool, French-Soler
+ more
+ more
when:
10pm - 4am
what:
Electro, Indie, Disco
cost:
£10, £5 Before midnight
Sunday 7th
HummusFest
OMFG. HummusFest! Hummus - probably the greatest foodstuff in the world? Picnics would be nothing without the delicious chickpea dip, and falafel would simply be a dry and pointless ball of blanditude. Now in its second year, HummusFest is a celebration of all things hummus (well, kind of). Basically you turn up, make some hummus and try to im... read onwhere:
Jewish Community Centre
6 Park End
NW3 2SE
6 Park End
NW3 2SE
when:
3.30pm - 5pm
what:
Tournament
cost:
From £6 - £8
Kubicle
Kubicle - the notoriously great little after-party which, to converts, is more of an extended techno family - has been spreading its wings of late. The Toilet - traditionally their Sunday morning home - will host their parties on a more sporadic basis thanks to this new monthly residency at the T Bar, a recreated Toilet at Glastonbury, an after... read onwhere:
T Bar
32-38 Dukes Place
EC3A 7LP
32-38 Dukes Place
EC3A 7LP
who:
Clive Henry, Hector
when:
6pm - 2am
what:
House, Techno/Minimal
cost:
Free
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