11th March 2010
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Monday 20th
Stand Up, Take Action
Now in its 5th year, Happy Mondays Comedy succeeds in getting some really top names from the world of funny to appear at its shows - over the years, Russell Brand, Daniel Kitson, Russell Howard, Simon Amstell and Stewart Lee have all graced the stage.Held in the cool Amersham Arms venue, the stage is set up like a living room complete with lamps... read on
Bombay Bicycle Club
Levi's Ones To Watch present youthful north Londoners Bombay Bicycle Club at the Barfly tonight, as they plug their latest release 'Evening Morning'.Coming from the same north London talent pool as Cajun Dance Party, The Svengalis and Pull in Emergency, these guys are set to be big news, just as soon as they finish their exams. read on
where:
Barfly
49 Chalk Farm Road
NW1 8AN
49 Chalk Farm Road
NW1 8AN
who:
Bombay Bicycle Club, Flashguns, Operators
when:
7pm
what:
Indie
cost:
£6
Tuesday 21st
Buraka Som Sistema
Karen P's Broad Casting night presents Portugese collective Buraka Som Sistema (a tongue in cheek dig at the popularity of the 'Soundsystem' tag to many artists names). They are comprised of Lil' John, Riot and Conductor - a trio who dish up their trademark hot and fresh grimey ghettotech accompanied by a gang of Portuguese MC's and some incred... read onwhere:
Cargo
83 Rivington Street
EC2A 3AY
83 Rivington Street
EC2A 3AY
who:
Buraka Som Sistema, Bass Clef, Sound Species, Karen P
when:
8pm - 1am
what:
Breaks, Electro, World
cost:
£8
The Creeping Nobodies
Bordering on musical schizophrenia, The Creeping Nobodies makes music that slips and slides from twee, Tori Amos style pop to bleak, Black Flag-esque punk sludge.It shouldn't work, but thanks to an amazing sense of timing and melody, these guys manage to make some of the most urgent music since the Contortions packed it in almost 25 years ago. read on
where:
Old Blue Last
39 Great Eastern Street
EC2A 3ES
39 Great Eastern Street
EC2A 3ES
who:
The Creeping Nobodies, The Rebel, Hands on Heads
when:
8pm
what:
Punk
cost:
£6
Wednesday 22nd
The Pink Poodle Club
First we had the Poodle Club in Stoke Newington, now we also have the Pink Poodle Club in Soho which claims to be London's Gayest Comedy Cabaret! Join glamour puss Miss O for an evening of musical comedy and gay laughter with top stand-up, live piano, and late bar. Tonight's show features top controversial comic Scott Capurro and Mike O'Do... read onwhere:
Soho Revue Bar
11 Walkers Court
W1F 0ED
11 Walkers Court
W1F 0ED
who:
Mike O'Donovan, Scott Capurro, Christian Lee
+ more
+ more
when:
8.30pm
what:
Music, Stand Up
cost:
£10, £8 Members
Netaudio 08
Shunt is the perfect place for this festival celebrating the best of internet music. Blessed with hidden nooks, surreal spaces, and all manner of kooky furniture and performance artists, the venue also has a couple of big vaults for dancing like a maniac. It's therefore an ideal spot for a festival that takes in weird experimental noise, fantastic ... read onwhere:
Shunt Vaults
Joiner Street
SE1 9SP
Joiner Street
SE1 9SP
who:
Applebim, DDD
+ more
+ more
when:
8pm
what:
Electronica, Pop, Dubstep, Indie
cost:
From £5 to £20
BBC Electric Proms - XX Teens
While Burt Bacharach plays the main space at the Roundhouse, the BBC Electric Proms show off their avant garde side in the FREEDM Studio, with eclectic indie collective XX Teens headlining. Their debut album 'Welcome to Goon Island' is an underrated classic from this year, while Leeds' Wild Beasts are another band well worth checking out. In the Roundh... read onwhere:
The Roundhouse
110a Chalk Farm Road
NW1 8EH
110a Chalk Farm Road
NW1 8EH
who:
XX Teens, Wild Beasts, New Music Shorts
when:
7.30pm
what:
Indie
cost:
On Application
Thursday 23rd
The Affordable Art Fair
The Autumn edition of the Affordable Art Fair hits Battersea Park this week with the usual range of art across all media on sale for between £50 and £3,000. There's a good combination of established names and emerging talent and this time there's also a sculpture garden in front of the main marquee - perfect for something a little more exciting... read onwhere:
Battersea Park
Battersea Park Road
SW11 4NJ
Battersea Park Road
SW11 4NJ
when:
11am - 5.30pm
what:
Art, Painting, Sculpture, Photography, Printing
cost:
From £8 to £12
Digital City
Multi-media party Digital City returns to the T Bar. The headliner is ultra-experienced electro and techno DJ Billy Nasty, who apart from remaining an underground stalwart for donkey's years is the founder of the Electrix and Tortured labels. A screening of independent short film kicks off the evening, after which the Big Chill's resident VJs M... read onwhere:
T Bar
56 Shoreditch High Street
E1 6JJ
56 Shoreditch High Street
E1 6JJ
who:
Billy Nasty, tentonatom, Barry Dark, Remote
when:
8pm - 1.30am
what:
House, Techno/Minimal, Electro
cost:
Free
Friday 24th
CDR Friday Specials Part III
The CDR sessions provides a platform where music producers can air their creations to a welcoming, like-minded crowd.It's organised by Burnt Progress - and this October they've got a busy month. To celebrate the forthcoming 'V/A 2.1' album, every Friday there'll be a selection of live and DJ performances from album artists and connected friends.Ea... read onwhere:
Plastic People
147-149 Curtain Road
EC2A 3QE
147-149 Curtain Road
EC2A 3QE
who:
Soundspecies, Tranqil, Ahu, Bullion, Paul White, Floating Points, Mr Beatnik
when:
9pm
what:
Funk/Soul, Jazz, Hip Hop, Disco, Garage
cost:
£7, Free before 11
Blood Red Shoes
A hard rocking twosome that combine looking incredibly hot with making paint stripping garage rock, Blood Red Shoes are probably the coolest band in the land.Still riding high from the release of their début 'Box of Secrets', we're still amazed that such a massive noise can come out of such a small package. read on
where:
Astoria 2
165 Charing Cross Road
WC2H 0EN
165 Charing Cross Road
WC2H 0EN
who:
Blood Red Shoes
when:
7pm
what:
Punk, Pop
cost:
£9
La Cage Aux Folles
La Cage Aux Folles is dynamite stuff. This production was a big hit at the Menier Chocolate Factory and now transfers to the West End for a substantial run. Originally a French play by Jean Poiret, it was remade as a hilarious French film and subsequently got a Hollywood makeover, which was also pretty good, even though Robin Williams was in it. T... read onwhere:
Playhouse Theatre
Northumberland Avenue
WC2N 5DE
Northumberland Avenue
WC2N 5DE
when:
7.30pm
what:
Musicals, Comedy
cost:
From £8 to £58
Saturday 25th
Jim Jeffries: Hammered
Don't expect Jim Jeffries to have turned over any leaves in his new show Hammered. Rape, disabled people, Christians, fatties and burns victims all get good coverage, not to mention that famous run-in with Kelly Osbourne at the NME Awards (if you haven't already heard the story it's worth coming just to hear that alone). As always there are particu... read onwhere:
Leicester Square Theatre
WC2H 7BP
WC2H 7BP
who:
Jim Jeffries
when:
11pm
what:
Stand Up
cost:
£15, £14 Concessions
Once And For All...
Quite literally cannot decide whether this is going to be brilliant or awful. But we're definitely going to see it. On the one hand, Ontroerend Goed are one of the most exciting, interactive theatre companies around. They stage shows that grip the audience and manhandles it: quite literally in the case of their one-on-one wheelchair odyssey The S... read onwhere:
Battersea Arts Centre
Old Town Hall
SW11 5TN
Old Town Hall
SW11 5TN
when:
7.30pm
what:
Performance Art, Comedy, Youth
cost:
£10, £6 Concessions
Kik Bak
Kik Bak is the brand new monthly aiming to deliver boundary-pushing tunes to the heads of South London. Collaborators Ficklegruber (Mayo Clinic), Pogo DJs and Badlands (Chew The Fat) welcome monthly guests who they consider to be at the forefront of the house, electro and techno scenes. Last month saw Moda's Scott Cooper lay it down, this month S... read onwhere:
Plan B
418 Brixton Road
SW9 7AY
418 Brixton Road
SW9 7AY
who:
Pogo DJs, Med Damon, Ficklegruber, Milena
when:
10pm - 4am
what:
Electro, Techno/Minimal, House
cost:
£6
Sunday 26th
Byzantium 330 - 1453
A major exhibition of Byzantine art hits the Royal Academy this October. With a whole host of incredible artefacts - many of which have never before been exhibited in public - this is set to be one of the most visually impressive exhibitions of the year. Following a chronological development of the Byzantine Empire and the rise and fall of Constanti... read onwhere:
Royal Academy
Burlington House
W1J 0BD
Burlington House
W1J 0BD
when:
10am - 6pm
what:
Art, Gallery, History, Antiquity
cost:
From £8 to £12
Movie Comic Media Expo
Celebrating a resounding 12 years at ExCel, fans of comics, cosplay and Manga have flocked to the centre dressed as Klingons, Piccachu or even Jabba the Hut to socialise with like-minded Londoners. The London Movie Comic and Media Expo is THE two day event for anyone wanting to see and test the latest advancements in comics and to also meet their favo... read onwhere:
ExCel
One Western Gateway
Docklands
E16 1XL
One Western Gateway
Docklands
E16 1XL
when:
11am - 6pm
what:
Tournament
cost:
From £4 to £12
The Last Shadow Puppets
Prodigious Arctic Monkey man Alex Turner and Rascals leader Miles Kane headline at the Hammersmith Apollo tonight, performing tracks from their outstanding debut album 'The Age of the Understatement'. Turner confounded many when he popped up with this Scott Walker-influenced side project, but his third straight Mercury Prize nomination in as many ... read onwhere:
Hammersmith Apollo
Queen Caroline Street
W6 9QH
Queen Caroline Street
W6 9QH
who:
The Last Shadow Puppets
when:
7pm
what:
Indie, Pop
cost:
£28
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