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11th March 2010
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Monday 13th

This is Shahnoza in 3 Parts

If you're one of those people who's just never really 'got' the whole Julian Opie thing then we sympathise. OK, so that Blur 'Best Of' cover was pretty cool, but a whole career of making people look like stick-men - surely anybody could do it? Well yes, sort of.But the general consensus is that he's a pretty big deal - a kind of transitional figure ... read on

where:

Alan Cristea

31 Cork Street
W1S 3NU

 

who:

Julian Opie

when:
10am - 5.30pm
what:

Art, Printing, Gallery

cost:
Free
 

Aeneas Faversham Forever

Can innocent children's author Rufus Hambleden unravel the mystery behind the Tower Bridge construction site? Can he save us from the evil machinations of the sinister entrepreneur Lucius Frost....?Aeneas Faversham Forever introduces us to The Ostrea Holdings company, led by the dashingly attractive but ominous Lucius Frost, with untoward interest ... read on

where:

Leicester Square Theatre
Leicester Square
WC2H 7BP

who:

The Penny Dreadfuls

when:
9.30pm
what:

Comedy, Sketches

cost:
£18, £15 Concessions

Tuesday 14th

Cut Off Your Hands

New Zealand post-punk hopefuls Cut Off Your Hands stop by the Monto Water Rats tonight as they tour in support of their single 'Expectations'.

Well turned out and energetic on stage, they're certainly destined for big things in chart-land, but we can't shake the feeling that they sound a little to like Hot Hot Heat for comfort.

read on

where:

Monto Water Rats

328 Gray's Inn Road
WC1X 8BZ

who:

Cut Off Your Hands, Sounds Like Violence

+ more
when:
7pm
what:

Punk

cost:
£6
 

Esser

Like some angular-haired visitor from a sketch-show of the near future, Ben Esser is force feeding us all heaped spoonfuls of modernity from a comically big spoon at the ICA tonight.Despite looking like a cross between Cliff Richards and Glen Danzig, Esser makes off-kilter electro pop that never fails to astonish and surprise. Oh, and you'll definitely ... read on

where:

ICA

The Mall

SW1Y 5AH

who:

Ben Esser

when:
7.30pm
what:

Pop, Electro

cost:
£9

Wednesday 15th

The Future Can Wait

In art world, as much as in music world, the quest is always on for 'the next big thing'. Everybody is desperate to get there first. This means you get lots of rubbish art championed by rubbish galleries because they think they're doing something really new, different, alternative, edgy or whatever. Not interested? Well check the Spoonfed Culture Editor's... read on

where:

Old Truman Brewery

Brick Lane
E1 6QL

who:

Gordon Cheung, Nadine Feinson, Mark McGowan, Gavin Nolan, Will Tuck

+ more
when:
11am - 6pm
what:

Art, Gallery, Painting, Drawing, Video, Performance Art

cost:
Free
 

The Marinsky (Kirov) Ballet

Now, we don't enthuse wildly about the ballet here at Spoonfed, or not very often, and this is mainly because we are pig ignorant about it. However we have seen this troupe (in Russia, lucky old us!) and for ten quid you've got a great chance to enjoy ballet at it's very, very best. Then if you still don't understand or enjoy it at least no one can... read on

where:

Sadler's Wells

Rosebery Avenue
EC1R 4TN

when:
7.30pm
what:

Ballet

cost:
From £20 to £49

Thursday 16th

The Dears

Canadian indie collective The Dears play in the grand surroundings of Porchester Hall tonight, plugging their fourth album 'Missiles', released in four days time.Another one of the great acts to come out of the fertile Montreal scene (Arcade Fire, Broken Social Scene, The Besnard Lakes), their last album 'Gang of Losers' was a triumph.They must be g... read on

where:

Porchester Hall

45 Porchester Road

W2 5HS

who:

The Dears

when:
7pm
what:

Indie

cost:
£17
 

Call Me If You Feel Too Happy

Nicola Albon and Sophie Pelham's show about bi-polar disorder was a surprise hit at this year's Edinburgh Fringe and now returns to their hometown for a short run at this well-loved fringe theatre.Bi-polar disorder has many famous sufferers (Winston Churchill, Natalie Portman etc) but is bandied around by too many people as an excuse for erratic behaviour.... read on

where:

Old Red Lion Theatre Club

St John's Street
EC1V 4NJ

when:
9pm
what:

Comedy

cost:
£10

Friday 17th

Irruppt!

Irruppt return with pure party vibes following a break to recharge the batteries. Deekline is the star guest, supplying rude-as UK garage – presumably you remember 'I don't smoke the reefer'? Superfilth!!! residents Arrow!!!, Oli DAB and Robin support, along with Para-Beats (playing bassline house) and Trouble Vision's Sold Golid.Stuntcock host ... read on

where:

Redstar

319 Camberwell Road
SE5 0HQ

who:

Arrow!!!, Flawless Victory, Robin

+ more
when:
9pm - 4am
what:

Garage, House, Electro

cost:
£5
 

Snap Crackle and Pop Warehouse Party Special

Snap, Crackle and Pop - the forward thinking club night where getting sweaty is mandatory and a love of filthy electro and all things glitchy is a definite prerequisite - have come a long way since their inception 2 years ago. They take over an entire car park tonight to flex their skills and show us just how great they really are..To fill it with ... read on

where:

Hearn Street Car Park

7-11 Hearn Street
EC2A 3LS

who:

Justin Martin, Peter Pixzel, Mowgli

+ more
when:
10pm - 6am
what:

Tecno/Minimal, Electro

cost:
£12, £10 Concessions, £8 Advance
 

Slash

Come start your weekend with East London's greatest dancey-noisey discotheque.

Tonight's looking to be one that everyone will remember as it features a visit from from everyone's favourite noise kids Trencher, whose music will literally melt your head like that Nazi at the end of Raiders of the Lost Arc.

read on

where:

Catch

22 Kingsland Road
E2 8DA

who:

Trencher

when:
9pm
what:

Electro, Dance, Punk

cost:
Free

Saturday 18th

Manifesto Marathon

This sounds absolutely brilliant! It's a two-day non-stop interview event taking place in Frank Gehry's funny chopped-up-Ikea-meets-Jenga Serpentine Pavilion. It's kind of like a congress for writers, philosophers, artists, architects, scientists and academics to outline their thoughts on the world today and the direction in which we are or ought to... read on

where:

Serpentine Gallery

Kensington Gardens
W2 3XA

who:

Yoko Ono, Gilbert & George, Brian Eno, Tom McCarthy

when:
Midday - 10pm
what:

Art, Gallery, Performance Art, Architecture, Science

cost:
£35 2 days, £20 1 day, £15 Concessions
 

Bounce vs C64

Word-of-mouth breaks night C64 teams up with Miami bass night Bounce to celebrate the collective birthdays of brilliant producer Wizard and Wide Records label boss Simon Fullerton.C64 have been off the radar for a while now and it's good to see the balls-to-the-wall breakers back in the show. Any party they do is infallibly rocking - and when you add ... read on

where:

Factory

65 Goding Street

SE11 5AW

who:

Slyde, Screwface, Vicious Circle

+ more
when:
10pm - 6am
what:

Breaks, Electro, Drum & Bass

cost:
£5
 

Hans Teeuwen

Following his sold-out London runs at the Soho and Arts Theatres, Dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen, (recipient of a 2008 Chortle Award) returns to London with his phenomenally surreal, critically-acclaimed show.

read on

where:

Leicester Square Theatre

Leicester Square
WC2H 7BP

who:

Hans Teeuwen

when:
9.30pm
what:

Stand Up

cost:
From £13 to £15

Sunday 19th

Sarah Silverman

Silverman is not your average female comedian.  No whining about men, no basic observations and certainly no 'girl-next-door' routine.  She has built a career tackling controversial topics head on.  Race, religion and sex are all dump-tackled; even poor old Martin Luther King gets it in the neck.  She has trashed several celebrities... read on

where:

Hammersmith Apollo

Queen Caroline Street
W6 9QH

who:

Sarah Silverman

when:
6.30pm
what:

Stand Up

cost:
From £35 to £42
 

Film School

LA-based shoegazers play their only UK headline show, following their tour with British Sea Power.

In support are Peckham's finest paisley undergrounders The Lea Shores.

read on

where:

The Social West End

5 Little Portland Street
W1W 7JD

who:

Film School, The Lea Shores

when:
6pm
what:

Rock

cost:
£5
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